FREEDOM EVENTUALLY

ROAR!!!!Finally finished the exam that ends all my exams in my 18 years of torturable educations...Can't fully express my joy in it. How long had I waited for this moment. Although there are work and career infront of me, I would rather take it as they are more practical and at least make changes in the society. Whatever I learnt in JC and Secondary School, I would honestly say that I had forgotten all. So what's the point of study JC rite?Might as well allow a direct route to go University to learn some practical stuff and start working rite?Haha...

Right after the exam, here is what me and Charlyn did to mark an end to our miserable studying life.Haha!

After the exam, went church for prayer meeting. What a way to celebrate my final exam rite?Hahaa.Good also la, celebrate with God will get blessed more.Hopefully He really made the markers blind and give me A ba.Haha...

Reached home and threw away a lot of my notes too. Enjoyed it so much. Feel like some crazy people sitting on the roof and throwing all the money he had.Haha...

Cheers for Freedom!!!!Hooray!

Tommy

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Crazy Catchline of the day:

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

(Part One)

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?<>

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memoryat all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example ofsomething you forgot?

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to youthat morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever beeninvolved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year- old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need adifferent attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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Taste Of Honey:

" Friends are people whom you share your laughter with, Real friends are people whom you share your tears with too."